If a human can see an object the size of an ant, how small of an object can an ant see
I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.
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Telling someone you love them to the moon and back is really not saying much considering the expansiveness of the universe. So if you’re going to be using celestial objects as a love metric, using the moon is literally the bare minimum.
Hyperlinks on most websites are blue and turn purple after you’ve read them. Put more simply: Blue + Read = Purple.
One thing about being an adult that nobody tells you is that once a year something important breaks and it cost a thousand dollars to fix
being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are
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Some grandmother’s lived through wars when food was scarce. Maybe grandmothers like to feed us so much so that we don’t have to experience the hunger they’ve experienced.
Actually REAL wingwoman work is when you’re a lesbian flight attendant and a middleaged man thanks you for his drink and catches your arm very gently and flirtatiously says “My name is Devon,” and you say “Ok” and walk away, and then after the flight as he’s leaving the plane he catches your other flight attendant and asks her what your name is and without skipping a beat she says “She doesn’t have one.”
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If your kitchen or garage is below freezing, your refrigerator is technically keeping your food warm.
“Never carry things on from the past. The past is gone. Every moment - be rid of it, solved or unsolved. Drop it, and don’t carry parts - because those parts won’t allow you to solve new problems that live in this moment.”— Osho (via quotefeeling)
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